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Edward Penishands

Name: Edward Penishands
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Released: 1991-08-29
Duration: 83 min
Rating: 4.7
Cast: Jeanna Fine, Alexandra Quinn, Ashley Nicole, Jamie Leigh, Dominique Simone

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1991 · 1h 23m · 4.7 on TMDB

NC-17

Comedy Fantasy

A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.

Cast

Dominique Simone

Louise

Tori Welles

Jon Dough

Carl

Sikki Nixx

Edward

T.T. Boy

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Part of the Edward Penishands Trilogy

3 films, in story order

7.0
Edward Penishands 2
1991
9.0
Edward Penishands 3
1991

If you like this

7.7
Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind
2022
7.5
South Park (Not Suitable for Children)
2023
6.5
Heavy Metal
1981
7.1
Ricky Gervais: Mortality
2025
6.3
Accident Man
2018
7.2
Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years
2025
6.1
Pink Flamingos
1972
6.1
Orgazmo
1998
6.0
The Overnight
2015
6.4
Desperate Living
1977
5.8
Pretty Persuasion
2005
6.1
Hard to Die
1990