Hi I Need to Be Loved

Actors from Craigslist audition for a film by reading spam emails from a teleprompter. Three are cast: A Dancer, A Chef, and A Milkmaid. Is this poetry or malware?

Cast

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  Isobel Arnberg

  Dairymaid

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  Eric Brown

  Onion Chef

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  Maya Martinez

  Woman in the locker room